Wanna feel happy?

Jokes to cheer you up=)

Reference : Ng W.L. , 2007, An Ah Beng a day keeps the doctors away

Formula of H2O
Ah Beng was attending a Chemistry class. His teacher said, "This is very important and will be coming out for examination. The formula for water is H2O. make sure you remember this."On the examination day, true enough, the question was asked, "What is the formula for water?". Ah Beng's answer was "The formula for water is HIJKLMNO" (H to O)

How many sides in a circle?
Ah beng mathematics teacher asked him, "How many sides does a cicle have?". Ah Beng replied,"2 sides". The teacher asked, "How do you get 2 sides?". Ah Beng replied, "Ooooh...Very simple. Inside and Outside."

Essay on numbers
Ah Beng was given an assignment to wirte an essay on the numbers one to ten, this is what Ah Beng wrote :

"1 fine day, I went 2 climb up a 3 beside an apartment to peep. After saw by the couple in the room, I got panic and 4 down. The man rush out and had a 5 with me. I run away to 6 help. End up in 7-11. I grab some 8 and throw at him. I then pull out a 9 to stab him, And 10,10,10, guess wht, he run away lah. Hor! Hor! Hor! i put back thte 9 on the shelf and pay the girl for the 8 and left 7-11. The next day, I "kor" my boss and say, "I am 6". He say, "5, tomorrow oso no need to come 4 work." he aso ask me "Go climb a 3 and jump dowm". I don't understand. I nice2 him, but I don't know what he 1.

The teacher read Ah beng's essay and gave him 10 marks for writing the most creative essay on the numbers 1 to 10. I am sure we all agree=)

Ah Beng's Theory on English Spelling
According to Ah Beng's theory on English, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter it slef but the word as a wlohe.

I think all of us can understand what Ah Beng wrote above. So i think he must be right.

At the maternity ward expecting his first child
Ah Beng, Ah Lok and Ah Piow were in a waiting room at the maternity ward. All three of them were anxiously expecting their first child. After half an hour, a doctor appeared and congratulated Ah Lok. "Congratulations, Ah Lok, You have a pair of twins. ' Ah lok was so happy and excited and said, "This is great. I always wanted twins. now I have two in one. Just by coincidence, I happen to work at Petronas Twin Towers."

After a few minutes, a secong doctor appeared and congratulated Ah Piow and said, "Congratulations, Ah Piow, you have triplets." Ah piow was all excited and said, "Wow! Triplets. That will bee a lot of diapers to wash . but I always wanted three in one and here i get all at one go. Just by coincidence, I happen to work at TV3."

While Ah Lok and Ah Piow were celebrating the good news. Ah Beng fainted. So they had to call a doctor to revive Ah Beng. When Ah beng was finally revived, the doctor asked him, "Ah Beng, is everything alright with you? Do you have any heart problems or high blood pressure?". Ah Beng replied, "no, I am perfectly well, but I am just a bit nervous now since I work at 7-11"

Meeting old frens=)

today, i went out with a few frens
alvin, daniel, jou and me went to secret recipe
makan cheesecake
and chit chat...
sorry, alvin..i did notice that u were very quiet today...
dun be shy la...she is just a gal...
its good to meet new frens=)
hehe...
next time when we meet up again..
u ask all the question u wanna ask,k?
i know u're kinda disappointed in me..
cos u ask me to bring my bio book back but i didnt..
i got limited space la...
although i din bring much back here..
but next year i need lots of space to bring things back there..
hehe..
dun be sad, cos all of us are in college or some institute but u're still in form6..
it doesnt matter,k?
the important thing is to get a degree ma...
just study hard for ur stpm,k?
i will pray for u..
gambateh! smiley=)
it was really nice having spent time wf u guys..
got a lot of news updated..hehe...
amazingly,our school got a lot of ppl got jpa
congrats to all who got it..
jou, i really hope u will get to go to perth..
i wil be soooooo happy to see u there..
bring u to places wf good food...
i'm sure u will enjoy ur time there=)
but if u go other places oso nvm
tt's means i can get to holiday ma...
go Queensland find u...
hehe...
thanks, dan for paying the extra rm1 jus now..
and thanks for fetching alvin there..
and teman me wait while my parents come pick me up..
thanks alot..
will be going out a lot this weekend..
wel, everybody comes back during weekends...hehe
i m looking forward to see u guys=)
love ya, miss ya!

My flight home

In perth airport- Radha & sis


the flight perth - singapore wasnt full
so teddy was lucky enough to get a sit for herself


teddy listenning to music on the plane


menu


Thai style green curry wf steam rice & vege


braised bbq beef wf potatoes

singapore airport celebrating christmas

our departure gate in singapore airport

chicken wrap -snack from the flight singapore-penang

the view outside my window..

the flight was good i guess..

i manage to sleep this time..

so i had a good rest in the plane..

Bye Bye Vickery House!=(

Vickery House

is one of Curtin's housing service
42 units
300 rooms
1 common room
1 laundry room

10 Residential Assistant(RA)
1 Senior RA

a place where i was unfamiliar with but now it has turned into a place where i called home..
a place i looked forward to returning when i m tired...
a place where i have learn many basic things such as cleaning & cooking..
a place where i met many of my good friends (brenda, joanna, chia hsin and michelle)
a place where i return home to everyday for lunch while others have to cramp in the college's cafeteria..
a place where our friends meet to go out..
a place where unity is important...
a place to learn about one's culture...
a place to grow up and to learn that others do thing differently from u..
a place to learn how to tolerate each other's habits..
a place to see and experience new places with their fun and exiciting activties the RA has prepared for us

Activities for Semester 1

March
1st, 2nd, 8th - Quad Activity

15th - Rottnest Island
22nd - Easter Egg Hunt
30th - Caversham Wildlife Park

April
5th - Interhouse Volleyball Tournament

12th - Interhouse Amazing Race
19th - Saturday Night Games

May
3rd , 10th Interhouse Soccer Tournament
17th - Interhouse River Cruise
24th - Poker night
31st - End Of Semester Bash (Theme: Wild Wild West)

Activities for Semester 2

August
1st - Welcome Gathering
24th - Olympic Closing Ceremony
29th - Fremantle Prison

 

September

19th - Movie Night
20th, 27th - Interhouse Soccer Tournament
21st - Interhouse Quiz Night

October
7th - Frisbee game in the dark
18th - Karnival Kapers
26th - Interhouse Volleyball Tournament

November
1st - End of Semester Bash (Theme: Multiculturalism)

a map for u jus in case u get lost in vickery=p

a contract to sign when u stay in vickery

post box

vickery house van

my room door (unit 33-room 3)

my lucky number is 3 ke?

designed by genius li wei..haha

my desk for studying,eating,playing computer

my comfortable chair

my cupboard for clothes

bed

my messy bed

toilet

the sink

bench in the bathroom

stove,oven and grill

sink and cupboards

microwave

fridge

food shelf

duty roster

whiteboard to leave a message for housemates

phone to make calls

television for relaxing when we get bored of studying

heater in the lounge

RAs in vickery

Vickery House Handbook 2008

unit 33 page designed by me

i know not nice la...

no time to design...

was having exam tt time

My Keys

i stayed in unit 33

7 housemates + me = 8 girls in a unit

Michelle, Ansley, Jane, Joanna, Chia Hsin, Joyce, Liz & Brenda

there are 1 kitchen, 2 fridge, 2 toilet, 2 bathrooms, 4 sinks, a dining table

if i have a chance i would wanna go back there and stay..hehe

I WANNA GO BACK TO VICKERY !

Busy week

i m pretty busy to blog this few days...

some photos of 4 frens who loves dancing=)

the killer

spaghetti prepared by CJ

garlic bread by Jane

Me enjoying food

JUJU

me and juju

kiat, ju and I

cookie, CJ's dog

desert, ice cream wf mango and strawberry

CJ, the samurai angel

confused? me too=p

18/11
BBQ at CJ's hs, Movies and Gelare Waffles at Carousel
woke up that morning...
had hashbrown for breakfast and played computer games..
at approximately 1030, i called kiat to make sure that he was awake...
wel, we were suppose to meet at karawara at 11
but i knew he would be late...
so i didnt bother to get myself ready so early..
after calling him..
i know that he will still take him time to touch here and there as usual..
so i continued playing my game...
until he called me and told me that his bus will be at 1127...
and he will reach karawara at 1140...
so i went to bathe...
and went to bus stop at 1120...
but the next bus was at 1140..
all 100,101 and 34
i was thinking that i m dead...
cos he say he will reach there by den...
but u know wat?
when i reach there...
i called him..
and he told me that he had missed 2 buses.
and now waiting for the 3rd one..
haha..
called ju and she was still at home..
so i decided to walked in Coles...
one lane by one lane...
until they come...
after they come, we bought sausage buns,tomatoes,lettuces and lots more stuff..
pete was there too..
so he drove us to CJ's hs..
and we started bbq-ing
sausage and pork chop...
after lunch...we went to carousel for a movie
centre stage 2...
honestly the movie sucks...
i expected it to be so much better...
cos i lik the first one so much...
watched it lik a million times...
this one their moves arent really good...
CJ was complaining it to me in the cinema...
cos i choose the movie..
but then i didnt know what else to watch...
and Kiat was sleepy half way through the movie...
sorry guys, i didnt know that it was that bad...
sorry, sorry,sorry..bluek=p
after the movie we ate gelare...
and becos of CJ's 'bin shui'

the person forgot his order and we had to wait so long..
haha...
after that we when home..
so tired...
pack a bit here and there...
and watch drama series to sleep

looking at this babi sleeping on the way home

19/11
Out wf Chemistry frens
in the morning, woke up..
clean the top of all the fridge and cupboards..
bathe and off we went to northbridge to meet up wf Gabriel at Tra Vinh
vietnamese food
after reaching in perth train station..
we walked all the way to the end of the William Street
by the time we walked there..
Joanna was tired already..
cos it was really hot..
by the time we reach..
i called Gabriel and he said he jus pass by us and finding a parking..
we got in ordered and eat..
after eating, everybody was sweating becos of the cili we ate
haha...
after lunch, Gabriel offered to fetch us to the city

we went to city and got utopia,bubble tea=)

and this shopping trip..

i spent most of my time in bookstores..

haha..

after 5 we went back home..

at nite, me and chia hsin clean the kitchen..

20/11

Morning, i made pancakes..

cos we have leftover flour and honey..

so i made pancakes and ate it wf michelle and chia hsin..

Jane's homemade pancakes

after breakfast..

i bathe and move most of my things to sis place...

reach sis place...i put away all the food stuff

brenda left lots of food at home4me..

thanks a lot brenda=)

and prepare lunch

sausage wf bun and fries

and sis finally finish her exam...

she came home...

had lunch and we went to harbour town..

shopping...radha came along too..

after walking for 2 hours plus...

we were so tired and called nigel to pick us up..

and they drop me in my aunt place...

watched tv wf cousin..

played her nintendo..

online awhile..

den a man and his daugther came to look at her piano...

after testing and bargaining..

he bought the piano

and said that he will called when he comes to pick up the piano

after that we went to northbridge..

wanted to change the phone name..

but couldnt becos the person in the shop said that he had no paperwork..

walking passed a bubble tea shop..

cousin wanted to drink bubble tea..

and my aunt bought us bubble tea 1 each..

and we went to morley to try another 3 shop

but when we went there, the person said that it is no longer done on paper..

due to the troublesome posting to the main office..

so she asked us to call costumer service..

we bought some vege home...

and waited for sis and nigel to come over wf bak kut teh..

after eating, we called the customer service

but he said we should call another line..

haiz...wats wrong wf 3?

1 person say a different thing?

headache ahh...

hehe..

afterthat we went home to vickery to sleep..